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#1
What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?
A Regis Error.
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#2
People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone.
I like to call those people liars.
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#3
My girlfriend got a dog, "Missy." She messes inside a lot though,
especially if I show too much attention to the dog.
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#4
Paper towel ads always show kids making huge messes then mom smiles & cleans it up.
My mom would've handed me a mop then beat me with a belt
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#5
My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes...
Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery.
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#6
I love my girlfriend's dog, "Missy." She messes inside a lot
though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog.
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#7
What does the lord say when the intern messes up?
God demi
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#8
If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex.
They hate when someone messes with their leftovers
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#9
Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work.
That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever.
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#10
The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order.
We call her Miss Steak.
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#11
TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops.
Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't
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#12
Wife: You put the wrong date on this.
Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992.
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#13
A hot mess?
No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else.
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