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What Are Meteor Jokes?

Meteor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of meteor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming?
Paper beats rock...
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#2
[Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier...
DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec
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#3
Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet?
It had a fear of Cometment
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#4
Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life,
but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor.
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#5
Why are sandwiches better in space?
They are always a bit METEOR!
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#6
My girlfriend likes golden meteor
showers (I have kidney stones)
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#7
Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks?
Because they are a little meteor!
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#8
Why was 5 afraid of 7?
[Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)
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#9
I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower .
. . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty.
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#10
*meteor is about to hit earth*
Earth: I have a boyfriend
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#11
What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor!
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#12
A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds.
Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance.
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#13
Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?
It's meteor.
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#14
Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?
Because they're meteor
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#15
I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but...
No more. Still mad atchu, meteor.
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#16
Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?
It's a little meteor.
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#17
Would you like to go see a meteor shower?
What are you some kind of pervert?!?
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#18
That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying
through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof.
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#19
Why is the moon tastier than Earth?
It's meteor.
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#20
If I watch a meteor shower Does it feel violated?
(x-post shittyaskscience)
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Meteor Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and meteor jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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