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#1
A guy wire is holding a pole...
...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?
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#2
Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her.
What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
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#3
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!
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#4
Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out!
Pay toilets!"
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#5
Hey let me tell you an IT joke: how many meters is there in a kilometer?
1024
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#6
How do Jews celebrate Christmas?
They put parking meters on the roof
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#7
The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters...
Just remove the first 5 letters.
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#8
What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?
Being black.
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#9
My new record in a 100
m sprint Is 52 meters.
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#10
3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer.
The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out "We Got Him!"
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#11
Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint
And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice
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#12
How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far?
It depends on the wind strength.
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#13
Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more
than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane.
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#14
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
A thon
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#15
Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas.
It's a lot funnier when they say it.
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#16
A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
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#17
You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes.
My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters.
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#18
My parents are mixed raced.
My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis.
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#19
I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long...
... I fold it in half.
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#20
I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes
came from then it hit me from 300 meters away.
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