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Method Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of method jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row...
...absolutely shocking
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#2
Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change.
jeb!
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#3
How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
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#4
TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole.
Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles.
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#5
My preferred method of birth control is
"mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."
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#6
The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line.
/pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read "phonetic transcription".
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#7
My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor.
If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there.
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#8
1 in every 5 dolphins
is a method actor.
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#9
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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#10
What is the bass players preferred method of contraception?
His personality.
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#11
A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction...
And mein shaft she got
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#12
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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#13
My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where
we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night
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#14
You are my methods.
I am nothing without you.
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#15
How do you count cows?
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
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#16
Top 5 birth control methods 1.
pills 2. hysterectomy 3. jean jackets 4. crocs 5. putting ketchup all over the fries instead of on the side
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#17
6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at
them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method.
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#18
Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing
drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert
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#19
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States:
lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
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#20
How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on which method you try....
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