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Metric Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of metric jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes?
they use the metric system
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#2
If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus
would've had 10 disciples not 12.
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#3
Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013
(real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to "Whoa Dude."
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#4
You know why matter is fond of using the metric system?
Because a lot of it is Pro-ton
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#5
What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?
"Take us to your liter."
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#6
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#7
America is converting to the
metric system Inch by inch
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#8
Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?
They refuse to have liters.
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#9
[math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?
"By crawling to the counter?" GET OUT
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#11
if you meet an american who knows anything about
the metric system, you have met a drug user.
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#12
America is converting to metric units...
inch by inch.
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#13
Who does the Metric Cult worship?
...Demetre.
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#14
How much is a metric fuck-ton?
A shitload.
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#15
I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system!
It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me.
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#16
School in US would be 10 times easier if we use
metric system, 12 times harder if we don't.
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#17
Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about
the metric system than any of my teachers ever did.
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#18
Metric dollar.
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#19
I'm sorry, I live in the U.S.
so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and metric jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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