What Are Mexicans Jokes?
Mexicans Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mexicans jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans...
I don' wanna taco 'bout it.
#2
What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan.
#3
(NSFW) we all want something...
White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!
#4
What do mexicans drink in the morning?
Dos Eggys
#5
I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans...
They always steal the green cards ...
#6
Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?
They keep stealing green cards.
#7
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says No Tres passing
#8
Trumps plan for the wall works.
Look at China. They built a fucking wall and you don't see any Mexicans there. Edit: spelling
#9
How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?
D--Dos
#10
What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
#11
How do Mexicans keep their food warm?
Chicken Fajitas.
#12
How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans?
Juan by Juan.
#13
What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?
Kay-so-deal-a?
#14
Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?
To have something to unwrap.
#15
What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza?
Little Caesar's
#16
How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
Little caesars.
#17
How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?
Juan
#18
Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?
Jose and Hose B
#19
Why do Mexicans have so many babies?
Because they're too poor to afford condoms.
#20
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
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