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Mick Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mick jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick...
Moby Dick's Adobe Mick.
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#2
What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
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#3
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger screams "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman screams "Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
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#4
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?
Mick Jagger yells "Hey! You! Get off my cloud!" The shepherd yells "Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"
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#5
What did Mick Jones say when he offended
the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner
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#6
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!", but the Scotsman says "Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
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#7
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
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#8
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
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#9
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
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#10
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger
Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips
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#11
What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?
One's a tragic Mick...
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#12
I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants.
But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.
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#13
Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby.
Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too.
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#14
*stops walking* Wait, I think there's a stone in my shoe *takes off shoe,
shakes it upside down* *Mick Jagger hits the ground with a thud*
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#15
Pet Shopping Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "fuck
that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
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#16
You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive,
you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......
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#17
Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador..
Mick said "Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"
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#18
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"....
Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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#19
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "hey you, get off of my cloud." a scotsman says "hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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#20
What's the difference...
...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman? One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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