What Are Minds Jokes?
Minds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of minds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Imagine if you found a dresser made by Jesus during his "carpenter" days.
The guys on Antique Roadshow would lose their minds.
#2
Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because
the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds.
#3
What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
#4
"Sir your resume says you can read minds." "Yup.
And you're thinking 'Why would he put that on a resume?'" "Oh. My. God. You're hired."
#5
When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just
look at them and think "you fucking dirty bastard"
#6
Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye...
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds.
#7
So many boys, such
little minds.
#8
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds.
I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, "Whoa! I'm way too high!" -Bruce Baum
#9
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
Because they change theirs more often
#10
My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal
Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode.
#11
When someone says to me great minds think alike, I
just look at them and think "you dirty bastard".
#12
How is working in I.T.
like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
#13
If only closed minds came
with closed mouths.
#14
Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10.
I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown
#15
Would you like to know how to read minds?
It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds
#16
People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain
when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS
#17
Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?
Because they're so easily brainwashed.
#18
mum just asked me why i was putting icecream on my oatmeal and w/o hesitation
i said "im one of the most dangerous minds of my generation"
#19
You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them.
I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'
#20
Not so great minds
also think alike.
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