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#1
So I saw a black man out on the street carrying a TV and thought, "Hey, that looks
just like mine..", But then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes.
#2
I opened a company selling land mines that look
like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof
#3
*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls
out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!
#4
Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago.
I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test.
#5
How do you like your juice?
I like mine gassy and concentrated.
#6
Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies.
I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.
#7
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine...
Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some? Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish. Me: No, it's free! *from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*
#8
Robin Thicke.
I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious
#9
Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway.
Hope you like it!
#10
Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation
is often caused by hand-gina
#11
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.
#12
My uncle was an unusual man.
Prosthetic legs, real feet. This is Steve Wright's joke, not mine
#13
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery
Now I don't know what he looks like.
#14
"Is there a Mr.
Fields?" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine.
#15
So I saw a black man running with a TV.
Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes.
#16
So a silver mine collapsed in Germany...
So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up.
#17
told my mum i wanted to get a tattoo in a disgusted manner she replied 'over my dead
body!' i was like, 'well i was planning on getting it on mine, whilst breathing'
#18
Two married man talking..
1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive.
#19
Why should women only masturbate with these two fingers?
*holds up middle and ring finger* Because they're mine!
#20
My wife gets her news from NPR.
I get mine from Twitter. Guess which one of us knew about planking first? Suck it, legitimate media.
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