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Minus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of minus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred
minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
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#2
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing.
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#3
Went to Costco for eggs.
Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs.
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#4
With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent.
That's how I poll.
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#5
I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken...
On the plus side, it still worked.
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#6
Why did the minus sign run for office?
To make a difference.
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#7
My dog is great at math.
Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer nothing!
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#8
26 letters, minus the U.
What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet.
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#9
Funerals are like family
reunions minus one
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#10
Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with.
LIKE if you got 5.
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#11
I'm very ugly.
But two minus make a plus, so we alright
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#12
What's 11q minus 1q?
You're welcome.
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#13
What's infinity minus one?
A sideways seven.
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#14
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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#15
"How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?
Minus one.
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#16
My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night.
I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me.
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#17
How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science:
virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units
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#18
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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#19
What did the astronaut get on his science project?
He received a T minus.
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#20
The minus sign tried to explain to the plus sign how multiplication works, ...
... but he only understood sum of it.
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