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Mis Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mis jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.
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#2
If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss.
Pelled
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#3
Ladies, here's a secret.
The moment you are happy and over us, we will send you a text saying that we miss you.
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#4
Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?
Because they always miss.
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#5
The Universal Miss award
goes to Steve Harvey.
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#6
Girl hey what's up?
Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get.
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#7
Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.
As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on.
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#8
According to my doctor it would be best for my health to
stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.
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#9
Why must rabbits never miss dinner?
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
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#10
Two cannibals were having lunch.
'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'
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#11
My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition.
She didn't miss a beet.
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#12
The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup.
Yes, but I'll miss her.
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#13
What's the difference between most people and planes?
Most people miss the twin towers.
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#14
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
- Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump
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#15
Excuse me miss, you've got a little
bit of face on your makeup there.
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#16
What do you call a feminist manager.
Miss. Management.
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#17
Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
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#18
Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling.
Now you really can't see him.
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#19
I just failed my butcher's exam.
Mis-steaks were made.
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#20
I survived Sharknado, but my friends didn't...
... I miss those chums
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Mis Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mis jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Mis Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mis jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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mis jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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