What Are Miscarriage Jokes?
Miscarriage Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of miscarriage jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?
Miscarriage
#2
What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?
Her miscarriage.
#3
My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage...
I said, "don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."
#4
Anyone know if Hallmark makes a "Sorry about your miscarriage,
but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball" card?
#5
what never gets old?
a miscarriage.
#6
What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
#7
Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage...
Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'
#8
Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?
Our miscarriage.
#9
What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train?
Miscarriage.
#10
If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs,
I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage.
#11
Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza?
They're both cold upon delivery.
#12
[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking
a shower It was the worst baby shower ever
#13
Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
#14
[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me?
A miscarriage.
#15
What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?
Miscarriage of Justice
#16
What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?
Trying to look upset.
#17
What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage. sorry.
#18
whats 6 inches long, red, and makes cry my girlfriend
cry when i feed it to her her miscarriage
#19
why does a boxer have miscarriages....
...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks
#20
My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that
raise or lower her kill-death ratio?
Why People Enjoy Miscarriage Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and miscarriage jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love miscarriage jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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