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What Are Mistletoe Jokes?

Mistletoe Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mistletoe jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Hollywood.
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#2
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
Mistletoe.
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#3
The biggest difference between mistletoe
and camel toe is the length of the kiss.
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#4
Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every
time you stand under it you can have a snack.
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#5
This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my
back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass.
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#6
Just got a belly piercing.
It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas.
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#7
Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition
that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.
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#8
Walmart has strategically placed the cold
sore meds in the mistletoe aisle.
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#9
*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually
walks by you multiple times*
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#10
We don't have mistletoe at Christmas
so we just kiss under the influence.
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#11
You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all
they did was hang up a weed, but were like, "now ye must kiss me."
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#12
6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year?
Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son
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#13
Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
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#14
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
mistletoe
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#15
I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and
she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia.
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#16
Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire
or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
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