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Mob Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mob jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop!
Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]
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#2
I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins,
a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches.
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#3
Me: I killed another one, boss.
Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work.
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#4
Have you heard the one about the angry mob?
It's a riot.
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#5
What does a vagina and the mob have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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#6
When attacked by a mob of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
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#7
If attacked by a mob of clowns
Go for the juggler
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#8
Say you're being attacked by a circus mob.
What's the best strategy? Go for the juggler.
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#9
If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns...
...go for the juggler.
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#10
Flash mobs are so not what I thought.
Now I've gotta go find my clothes.
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#11
Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand.
They're calling it the "Ice Phuket Challenge".
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#12
A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in
trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently.
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#13
How do mob boss mules open doors?
With Don-keys.
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#14
What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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#15
When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in
to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
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#16
[hanging out w mob] "Tony sleeps with the fishes" *they all laugh* [self
conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys
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#17
Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names.
A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH.
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#18
[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh,
I've always wondered: are they all just named "Don" or...
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#19
Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians?
It was a riot.
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#20
Wow, I thought "flash mob" meant something completely different.
Can someone come bail me out?
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Mob Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mob jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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