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Model Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of model jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising
Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model
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#2
I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every
stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002.
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#3
Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave?
It seats twelve
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#4
First date Him: What do you do?
Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] "I'm a model."
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#5
I made a model aircraft.
I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane.
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#6
If i were a hand model, at least i could
say that i've banged a model.
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#7
Stranger man at the beach asked me, "Y'all got a boat?" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models.
It took him a moment.
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#8
Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle...
The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.
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#9
My CAD guy was having a rough day at work...
So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off.
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#10
Fucking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell
your friends you're banging a model.
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#11
Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
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#12
HR: The delivery job is yours.
Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?
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#13
Where can you always find older model prostitutes?
At a used harlot.
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#14
Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?
Because it wouldn't commute!
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#15
Why did the string theorist return his vacuum
cleaner It was only the standard model
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#16
What do Tits & Model Trains have in common?
Tits & Model Trains were both intended for children, but are played with by grown men.
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#17
Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount.
That seems like a more sustainable business model.
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#18
A model citizen is just like a regular
citizen that doesn't eat.
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#19
Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
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#20
What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?
A top-of-the-lime model.
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Model Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and model jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most model jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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