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Modified Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of modified jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified.
"No." Said the farmer "No." Said the tomato
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#2
"Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"
the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
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#3
Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?
CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?
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#4
Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me.
Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape.
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#5
What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
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#6
What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers?
A custom custom custom.
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#7
Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )
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#8
Modified oldie: My dick is ...
Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!
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#9
Just modified my GPS for when my kids are in the car.
It says "No, we are not there yet!" every 30 seconds.
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#10
Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned
violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.
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#11
Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes.
I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.
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#12
Scared of eating genetically modified fruit?
Grow a pear.
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#13
Why is Paris the city of love?
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
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#14
A man walks in to a green grocer's "Excuse me ma'am, are these
carrots genetically modified?" "No" interrupted the carrot.
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#15
I went to see Jurassic World because I heard there was a recently genetically modified dinosaur...
I didn't see Caitlyn Jenner anywhere
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#16
[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?
CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?
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#17
Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?
For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)
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#18
9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been
modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?
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#19
Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer?
Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
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