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Monastery Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monastery jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent?
A cloister fuck, obviously.
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#2
What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?
Force of habit.
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#3
What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?
Monk key
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#4
A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery...
He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks "Are you the fish friar?" The guy responds "No, I'm the chip monk!"
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#5
*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns.
We meet again.
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#6
How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?
Nun.
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#7
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
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#8
What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?
Give me one more chants!
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#9
How many women fits in a monk monastery?
Nun.
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#10
[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please.
please tell me u have wifi
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#11
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?
Nun.
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#12
How do you unlock a monastery door?
With a monk key.
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#13
What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?
Namaste
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#14
A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery.
He was found praying with friars.
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#15
What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to?
A Beenadickteen one
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