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What Are Monkey Jokes?

Monkey Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monkey jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
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#2
I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH
OOH AHH AHH" like a monkey it was a chip pan,see
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#3
"Hey Pop" pleaded Angelo "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father.
"Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"
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#4
George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla...
The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!
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#5
Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really
pissed off his daughters could be monkeys.
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#6
what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower?
It won't be long now...
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#7
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A BABOOM!
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#8
Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears.
She responded with "what? Are they gonna join isis too?"
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#9
I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday.
She went bananas.
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#10
How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
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#11
What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey?
You don't deserve a banana.
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#12
saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter,
hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming
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#13
TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Human almost never eat monkeys at all.
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#14
I hate being used as a thesaurus.
A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went apeshit.
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#15
Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH.
The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then...
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#16
Why did the monkey trip over the branch?
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
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#17
The Taliban heavily overestimates
the need for monkey-bar training.
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#18
I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me.
I need a monkey.
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#19
What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
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#20
Girlfriend: Did you fix the dishwasher?
Me: Yup *girlfriend opens dishwasher revealing a monkey covered in bubbles, holding a scrub brush*
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