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#1
I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day
and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed
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#2
China and Russia are having a friendly discussion...
Russia: "I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there" China: "Do you want Tibet?"
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#3
Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune
band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks
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#4
I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest
prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment
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#5
When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?
When there are no attachments
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#6
How do Buddhist monks compare interests?
With zen diagrams!
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#7
What do Chinese monks eat?
qis.
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#8
Why did the monks go to the casino?
Tibet.
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#9
Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?
Because old habits die hard.
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#10
A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks
up to the cashier and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"
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#11
Why do monks wear such plain clothes?
It's a habit.
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#12
What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?
A monascary
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#13
How do Buddhist monks send emails?
They remove all attachments.
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#14
If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have?
Ship monks.
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#15
Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind.
I did it because fleas.
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#16
What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?
'Ommm' lettes!
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#17
What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
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#18
A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says,
"What are you watching?" The monk replies, "Nothing."
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#19
Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?
Because they're acetic.
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#20
So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot?
they have a shawl in temple
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