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#1
Marilyn Monroe sure got smart
four decades after she died.
#2
What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?
They both banged JFK
#3
Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn
Monroe would be considered dead?
#4
KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy
birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok
#5
What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?
"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."
#6
What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?
Blon-D
#7
Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost
like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
#8
What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
#9
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
#10
If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
#11
Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying
naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
#12
Who was the last person to have sex with Marilyn Monroe?
Thomas Noguchi
#13
What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?
They all went down on a President.
#14
What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?
One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .
#15
Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts
her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
#16
A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland...
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
#17
Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who
can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
#18
"I am as misquoted as Marilyn
Monroe." - Abe Lincoln
#19
Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone
is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe.
#20
Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, "Venison's dear
isn't it?", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended
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