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Mortal Jokes

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Mortal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mortal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Riddle me this.
What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire.
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#2
What's Chris Brown's favourite game?
Mortal Kombat Ex
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#3
What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?
Finnish hymns
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#4
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat
Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
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#5
[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games
too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over
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#6
Pretty sure the "FINISH HIM" guy from Mortal Kombat
is giving relationship advice to every girl I date.
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#7
What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?
It's Kano.
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#8
Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.
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#9
Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
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#10
A bride just said "today I'm marrying my best friend" it's like hey great
choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous
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#11
We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos
down on the table, then we are mortal enemies
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#12
GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline
food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
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#13
Yo mama so ugly...
...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!"
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#14
There better be a martial arts tournament
in Australia called Mortal Wombat
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#15
HEAR YE, MORTALS.
AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*
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#16
HER: What's your cell plan?
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.
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#17
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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#18
Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs?
Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*
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#19
i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i
can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers
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#20
Ke$ha looks like a character I
would select in Mortal Kombat
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