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#1
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitos from dying needlessly from AIDS.
- Jimmy Carr
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#2
I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can
save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids
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#3
Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft
and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos
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#4
I was talking to some insects about my feet.
I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized.
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#5
You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone?
Mosquitos
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#6
(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening.
Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious.
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#7
Telling my daughter garlic is good for you.
Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
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#8
What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?
M'laria.
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#9
What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you?
M'laria
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#10
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it
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#11
If Africa had more mosquito nets...
...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year
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#12
There are going to be a lot
of drunk mosquitos tonight.
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#13
Mosquitos are like family.
Annoying but they carry your blood.
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#14
So I was sitting outside today when all these guys flew over and just started sticking it in...
I must have swatted 20 mosquitos...
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#15
If only Africa had more mosquito nets...
then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.
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#16
Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on you !
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