What Are Motor Jokes?
Motor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of motor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."
#2
My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line
"Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."
#3
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
#4
How do you advertise a motor home?
A trailer
#5
For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine.
Only used once.
#6
Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to
sell you a car and definitely not anything else
#7
No coffee in the pantry this morning so I had to go outside
and show my dick to a cop to get the old motor running.
#8
Where did the engine go after he retired?
To live in a motor home
#9
A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's
wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter.
#10
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
#11
In Tesla Motors you...
Don't drive car, car drives you.
#12
What do motor scooters and fat women have in common?
They're fun to ride until your friends find out.
#13
Q.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
#14
My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
#15
What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?
Commutators
#16
Q.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
#17
Remember when...
... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...
#18
Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect
repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent
#19
What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?
Stephen Walkin
#20
In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress.
She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story
Why People Enjoy Motor Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and motor jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love motor jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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