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What Are Motto Jokes?

Motto Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of motto jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant...
The motto is going to be "First come first serve".
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#2
What is a prostitutes business motto?
The customer always comes first.
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#3
So there is a First class only Indian Airline.
Their motto is "We will treat you passengers like Cattle"
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#4
My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being
dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."
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#5
My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing,
they need to change it to "go hard and go home"
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#6
Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican?
He even inspired the Sniper motto. Juan shot, Juan kill.
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#7
The Alabama State Motto It's not considered
incest if you pull out.
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#8
I'm starting a firing squad business
Our motto is "we aim to please".
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#9
Post the most offensive jokes you can think of The
child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does
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#10
My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew.
Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? "Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"
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#11
What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?
Sieze the day
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#12
My Grandads motto was "Never give up"....
He died of lung cancer
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#13
Motion to change the country's motto to:
"America - we're not that bright."
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#14
"Don't believe everything you read" is the best motto I've ever read.
But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now.
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#15
If Trump wins the election ...
What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto? "Make America good again."
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#16
The Kardashian Family motto: Getting
black men off since the OJ trial.
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#17
Olive Garden's motto of "When Youre Here, Youre Family" makes sense bc
I also try to make my family miserable by serving them terrible food.
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#18
Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni.
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#19
What is Santa's motto?
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
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#20
I have a great motto for a sperm bank.
You spank it, we bank it.
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Our collection features 51 Motto Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Motto Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Motto Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Motto Jokes?
Motto Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Motto Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and motto jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love motto jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good motto jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Motto Jokes safe for all ages?
Most motto jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Motto Jokes?
motto jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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