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Mouthwash Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mouthwash jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath.
Being an adult is stupid.
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#2
Teen Joke Teacher:" What comes after 69?"
Student:" Mouthwash." Teacher:"Get out."
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#3
A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home
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#4
Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums
and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.
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#5
What comes after 69?...
Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!
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#6
The new mouthwash I bought says "24 HOUR
PROTECTION ....use twice daily"
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#7
Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt.
I'd be a horrible homosexual.
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#8
Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return.
Because she's a ho.
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#9
What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?
Jergen's lotion.
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#10
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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#11
AFTER 69 Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
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#12
What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?
Microscope
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#13
Why did the vampire use mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath
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#14
What comes after 69?
Student: mouthwash teacher: get out
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#15
What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening?
A "no scope"
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#16
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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#17
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny.
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#18
I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too
much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around.
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#19
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.
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#20
After 69 Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
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