What Are Movement Jokes?
Movement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of movement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists.
All the boys intend to support this movement.
#2
What is a physicist's favorite social movement?
Half-lives matter.
#3
Toddler: I don't like you.
*hits* Adult: I don't like you. *tracks your movements for the rest of your life*
#4
What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement?
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."
#5
I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one
step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on.
#6
My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm.
She says the main problem is the speech impediment.
#7
Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement?
GUY NAMED BARRY: "How about a barry?" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: "How about a barrier?"
#8
The current "feminist"
movement
#9
I just hired a new employee and he claimed it has been months since his last bowel movement.
Needless to say one way or another, he's full of shit.
#10
I really identify with the trans movement...
For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
#11
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
#12
This joke up me crack everytime I hear it
Will tell you after next bowel movement.
#13
I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty.
Needless to say I completely lost my shit
#14
A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7..
"And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "OK so what's the trouble?" Man says "I don't get out of bed till 9!"
#15
I have a question for you guys.
After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?
#16
How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom?
It was a movement like the world has never seen before.
#17
Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose
quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement.
#18
Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement?
Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents.
#19
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement.
#20
The flat earth movement is really taking off..
There are flat earthers all around the globe
Why People Enjoy Movement Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and movement jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love movement jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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