What Are Movies Jokes?
Movies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of movies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How much money do terrible movies make?
Ridley Scott. Thank you.
#2
Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself?
That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: "Katherine Heigl movies."
#3
If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler
or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?
#4
My girlfriend said, "We should make love like they do in the movies." So I shoved my dick in her ass and came on her face.
She got upset. Apparently we watch different movies.
#5
Really discouraging that there's still
bald people in sci fi movies.
#6
I used to watch lots of Bruce Willis movies, but now I don't.
I guess old habits Die Hard. ^Someone ^please ^slap ^me. ^EDIT: ^Even ^better, ^this ^was ^a ^shower ^thought ^too...
#7
Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?
Sigourney "Weaver" :P
#8
i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck
by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved
#9
The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies...
to boldly go where no man has gone before!
#10
This girl tweeted "You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into
the movies." ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles.
#11
Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter
if he wasn't making movies all the time.
#12
"Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers
movies happen?" -- Your disappointed grandchildren
#13
Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies "It
was pretty wizard i guess" said Darth Vader
#14
Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
#15
I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess.
Any activity subjection? Not movies.
#16
Movies taught me that if your kid is talking to ghosts, alone in their
room, leave that brat in there, and run while you're still alive.
#17
If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's
if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die.
#18
I like to hold hands at the movies.
Which always seems to startle strangers.
#19
Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise
defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little.
#20
I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy.
I'm watching 13 movies.
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