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What Are Mum Jokes?

Mum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them.
3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe
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#2
Friend: Dude that song is so old....
Me: Well so is your mum but you still listen to her.
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#3
"You're what you eat" So say
hello to your new Mum ;)
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#4
Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even
have a standard deviation.
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#5
Knock Knock Who's there !
Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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#6
What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?
Either your mum, your wife or you.
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#7
Huge shout out to the woman that message me first...
Love you, Mum!
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#8
Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen?
Because they can't fit your mum on the screen
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#9
What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?
When they scream they make no sense
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#10
I was tickling my brothers feet last night...
...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first.
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#11
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
Ince pies!
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#12
Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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#13
Whats pink and smells awful?
Your mums cunt lol
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#14
A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond...
His mother replies "because your auntie loves Diamonds" He replies "what about me?" She responds "enough question Richard"
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#15
Kid: Hey, Mum!
What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father.
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#16
[phone rings] Mum: your grandad isn't well.
I'm afraid he's on his deathbed Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then
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#17
Today my mum told me I wasn't an only child....
Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape.
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#18
mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it.
shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth
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#19
did you get the job?
"i don't know yet" when will they tell you? interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"
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#20
A boy was sent home from school...
And his mum says to him 'that's the second time this week you have been sent home because students were giving you handjobs. Maybe teaching isn't for you.'
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What are the best Mum Jokes?
Our collection features 274 Mum Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Mum Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Mum Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Mum Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 274 Mum Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Mum Jokes?
Mum Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Mum Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mum jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love mum jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good mum jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Mum Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mum jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Mum Jokes?
mum jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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