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Muscle Jokes

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What Are Muscle Jokes?

Muscle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of muscle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*juror stands up to read verdict* "we find the defendant v handsome and
think that he looks great in the grey muscle vest he wore on Monday"
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#2
Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers?
I valium.
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#3
I didn't believe my friend that you can't get big muscles without supplements ...
Turns out it's the only whey
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#4
Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym.
People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business
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#5
*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror*
Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.
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#6
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face.
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#7
I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy
muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
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#8
WELCOME TO GYM.
[5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE
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#9
All these idiots at the gym obviously don't
know that it takes more muscles to frown.
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#10
It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes
even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place.
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#11
You wanna know what makes me smile?
Face muscles
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#12
What did the lobster do at the disco?
Pulled a muscle.
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#13
What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get?
Atrophy.
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#14
I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later.
The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy
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#15
Bad news: pulled a muscle.
Good news: implied presence of muscle ...
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#16
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards.
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#17
The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which
is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle.
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#18
Do you know what really makes me smile?
Facial muscles.
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#19
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible
thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease.
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#20
[street fight] Come at me bro!!
*guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away
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