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What Are Museum Jokes?

Museum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of museum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see
bones, I would go to the damn museum.
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#2
The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may
not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
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#3
[first day as Tour Guide in History Museum] "And if you
look over here you'll see a lot more really old shit."
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#4
[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st
century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online
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#5
OWNER: The museum's ready?
ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there
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#6
A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase.
Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew - I thought it was new.
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#7
Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon?
I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around.
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#8
[goes to museum of fine art] "Just how fine can this
art be, anyway" [sees a vase in a thong] "oh damn"
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#9
Make librarians cry by calling it a "Book Museum"
while taking pictures with your iPad.
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#10
A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea...
...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases.
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#11
The Creation Museum commercials
on TV...
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#12
My body is like a Greek statue.
Even if the staff at the museum don't think so.
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#13
What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum?
Free fap material
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#14
I was going to take another trip to the pencil
museum but decided it was pointless.
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#15
I was at the Natural History Museum and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit.
Those guys were buff studs. no homo
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#16
I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum...
...but people kept cutting in line.
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#17
The guys and I are heading into town.
Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum.
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#18
will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow.
needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO
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#19
(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun
in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice
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#20
My room isn't dirty, I just have everything
on display like a museum.
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Are Museum Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Museum Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Museum Jokes?
Museum Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Museum Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and museum jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good museum jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Museum Jokes safe for all ages?
Most museum jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Museum Jokes?
museum jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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