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Mustache Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mustache jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?
To look more like their mom.
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#2
Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache...
suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
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#3
All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office.
Thanks a lot, Megan!
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#4
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler?
A mustache
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#5
[deathbed] Son....come closer "Yes dad?" We need a new man of the house
"I'd-" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister
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#6
Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?
...he was totally drinking it before it was cool.
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#7
[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant?
ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has
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#8
*sets up booth, hangs up sign "$5 Mustache Rides!" *nobody shows up.
I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'
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#9
*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser.
passin out w/ shoes on? rookie "Sir please step away from the casket"
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#10
You're so ugly that your mustache
is thicker then my dads
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#11
Melania Trump says her husband is "not Hitler." That's true.
Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands.
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#12
i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists
here are wondering why they never thought of that before
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#13
ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES?
A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM
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#14
Mustaches: they're
growing on you.
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#15
[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler.
DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it.
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#16
Me: guess what I shaved!
Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore
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#17
What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache?
Andwer: the smell.
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#18
Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?
So they look like their mothers
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#19
Mustaches are the eyebrows of the lower face lol.
Now that I have your attention, climate change is a real problem whether we see it or not.
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#20
I carry a permanent marker just in case someone
without a mustache falls asleep.
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