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What Are Napkin Jokes?

Napkin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of napkin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[at preschool open house hearing nut allergy policy] *raises hand* What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?
Wife: Please go wait in the car
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#2
Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight.
What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?
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#3
[at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks
bartender to give to her* *she reads note* "STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"
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#4
"Check out Zach Galifinapkins over here!" - joke I have prepared
if I ever see a bearded man holding a lot of napkins.
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#5
[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ...............
Me: Sorry. Force of habit.
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#6
Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you
can still eat all the food you spill
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#7
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter
who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
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#8
Guess what came in the mail today?
I did. I ran out of napkins.
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#9
Living in Greece..
Living in "Greece " now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!
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#10
For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14
year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts.
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#11
The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater?
That's like giving condoms to a porn star.
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#12
Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would
do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire.
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#13
Never try to kill a termite with a napkin.
It'll only get bigger.
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#14
Kid: What's this?
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin? M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch? M: ...
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#15
"I have a particular set of spills," Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt.
He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken.
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#16
3-year-old: Daddy, I love you *hugs me* Me: I love y- Did you wipe your mouth on my shirt?
Most of fatherhood is just being a good napkin.
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#17
If tampons are "sanitary napkins"...
...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?
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#18
[on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants!
Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?
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#19
I go to McDonald's once a month just to
replenish the napkin stash in my car
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#20
How do you make a napkin dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Napkin Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and napkin jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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