What Are Nations Jokes?
Nations Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nations jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?
Some day you will be red!
#2
Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football...
Even the Russians have better hooligans than us.
#3
Why doesn't anyone in [insert nations capital] use the toilet in the morning?
So they have something to do at night.
#4
How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?
Two dam bad! (OC!)
#5
Warring nations should hurl their
politicians at each other.
#6
You can call me xenophobic...
But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners.
#7
People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western
world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
#8
I work for the United Nations I have
been UN employed for a while
#9
One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations
might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics.
#10
What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common?
A lot of da Z's.
#11
The United Nations is like a black father You know it
exists but it's just never there when you need it .
#12
America, you're fired.
Love, United Nations
#13
Saudi Arabia...
...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.
#14
Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
#15
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt where did all the money go?
#16
What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?
There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.
#17
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single
Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
#18
If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other...
... Would that be a third-world war?
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