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Navy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of navy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why must you be religious to join the Navy?
Because it's a place of war ship.
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#2
Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church?
It's a house of warship
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#3
Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock
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#4
Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
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#5
I walked into a Jamaican cafe, I was hungry and a' thirstin'.
I asked the barman for a tot of navy rum and a pie of some description. He said we got no rum and no pies, no rum and no pies.
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#6
What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?
A crowbar.
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#7
A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said.
"Can you swim." The man looked puzzled and asked. "Why, did you run out of ships?"
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#8
How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?
They were impressive!
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#9
What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?
A Navy Bean
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#10
What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
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#11
There's a fine line between being spotted in line
at Old Navy and getting shot in the face.
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#12
Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness;
also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname.
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#13
I just enlisted my kids into the Navy.
Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.
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#14
What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?
[OC] I think I'm feeling C6
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#15
Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy?
There was too much seamen.
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#16
Never Lose A Tank When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.
That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
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#17
Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?
It takes longer to pick up
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#18
TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships.
So they can Scan da navy in
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#19
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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#20
The Navy How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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