What Are Nazi Jokes?
Nazi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nazi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
#2
Why does everybody hate the grammar nazi
He's just trying to make it Reich
#3
Where do nazis go on vacation?
The holocoast.
#4
How come Hitler never went to the movies?
Because he could nazi!
#5
What company did the Nazis use to move the Jews to concentration camps?
Jew-Haul
#6
If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933
and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.
#7
What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches?
Grammar Nazi
#8
Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America.
It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out.
#9
why did my wife didn't like her jewellery?
cuz she is a nazi
#10
Why was "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because they were "Nazis"!!!! eyyyyy :D
#11
Missing a period is probably a Grammar
Nazi's worst nightmare.
#12
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine
less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes?
#13
In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare?
A grammar Nazi
#14
How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
Nein
#15
What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor?
A Veteran Aryan
#16
Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war?
He was a veteran Aryan.
#17
I asked the Nazi store for a
discount They gave me 8 off.
#18
Who's the best grammar Nazi?
Adolf Hitler's grandmother.
#19
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
There they're their...
#20
How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
FTFY.
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