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#1
A girl said to her boyfriend "let's do it doggy style" The guy said, sure.
But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first.
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#2
Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we
need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'
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#3
Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept
telling me, "I'm just a cashier" and that I "need to leave Macy's."
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#4
"I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give
an educated opinion." -- Web comment that has never been made
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#5
Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife.
And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
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#6
A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time,
that's why you need to have a spare one.
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#7
Request: push more paper than a ...
I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated
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#8
Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall.
4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy.
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#9
I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act.
Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT.
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#10
How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs
a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists
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#11
The electoral college needs to go away.
The tuition rates are out of control.
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#12
Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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#13
A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday.
I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
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#14
There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed
by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house.
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#15
Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby.
We need to stop this woman.
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#16
In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten.
Someone needs to kill them too.
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#17
[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the MALE SIRI: Listen, here's what you need to know.
ME: I... MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I'm speaking
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#18
i need some
cat jokes!
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#19
Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest
hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party
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#20
Sociology homework.
I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?
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