What Are Nervous Jokes?
Nervous Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nervous jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[on a date] I've got butterflies in my stomach "that's so cute.
You dont have to be nervous" [flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok
#2
My date told me I have nice skin.
It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*
#3
I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents.
Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window
#4
What makes cheerleaders nervous?
Being late
#5
What do you call a frightened nun?
A nervous habit
#6
What if texting broke for a month society would be like uhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh
"hello may I please speak to so and so" all nervous and shit
#7
How do you make a black nervous?
Take him to an auction.
#8
Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before?
Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo
#9
"I've never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot.
"You will bring me down safely won't you? "All I can say ma'am" said the pilot "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
#10
At a job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly.
"Nervous?" asked the interviewer. I responded, "No, I always give 110%."
#11
My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside...
...it's constantly on EDGE.
#12
[1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's
so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?
#13
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.
Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
#14
I got this "breathe" tattoo because I don't have a central
nervous system and it's a helpful reminder.
#15
What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
#16
Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?
They were all Nervous-Rex
#17
My girlfriends nervous about giving birth.
I said don't worry, women have been doing it for over 100,000 years.. .. Or in the case of Republicans, women have been doing it for 6,000 years or less
#18
[first date] "Tell me two interesting things about yourself" well I lie when I'm nervous...
"ok..." and I invented oatmeal
#19
A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
#20
The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains
Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.
Why People Enjoy Nervous Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nervous jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love nervous jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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