What Are Noises Jokes?
Noises Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of noises jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do we want?
Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
#2
WHAT DO WE WANT?
RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#3
My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod.
I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
#4
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gagging noises
#5
Having an intelligent conversation with my 17 year old son.
Just kidding. He's making fart noises while I talk about the SATs.
#6
Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says "open wide" & starts making
airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date
#7
"What do we want?" "AIRPLANE NOISES!" "When do
we want them?" "NEEEEOOOWWWWW" I'm very sorry
#8
We won't know we've truly made it as a society until
computers in movies stop making beeping noises
#9
I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't
more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used
#10
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
#11
How do you know if your girlfriend is too young?
you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!
#12
How do you know a girl is too young for you?
When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth
#13
Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam.
What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?
#14
I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while
Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!
#15
If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they
wouldn't have named it after bird noises.
#16
I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night
are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises.
#17
"do u have twitter" "SORRY I CAN'T HEAR U!!
UR BREAKING UP" *makes fake static noises* "we're not even on the pho-" *jumps out of window*
#18
what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?
{choking noises}
#19
[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one
sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]
#20
When people talk to me I cut them right off and say "I don't believe
a god damn thing you just said" then start making otter noises.
Why People Enjoy Noises Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and noises jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love noises jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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