What Are Nokia Jokes?
Nokia Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nokia jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia.
I'm not sure who to believe.
#2
When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least
1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house.
#3
Yo mama so fat...
That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke
#4
What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?
A Nokia
#5
What does it take to break a Nokia phone?
Microsoft.
#6
What do you have if you don't have a Kia?
A Nokia.
#7
I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days.
My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.
#8
Chuck Norris caught all pokemons.
With nokia 3310.
#9
I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone...
One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.
#10
Nokia But it's
my Kia
#11
What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?
Nokia
#12
I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning
a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.
#13
I'm the Nokia phone in
a room full of iphones
#14
Rob a bank with a Nokia How would you rob a bank with a nokia?
Walk in hold up a nokia, Robber: Get the fuck down i gotta nokia Lady: Holy shit hes got a nokia AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Something like that
#15
The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...
Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
#16
I want an iPhone with BBM
and a Nokia battery.
#17
you used to call me
on my nokia phone
#18
I dropped my nokia in the toilet didn't bother
me since it's always been shitty.
#19
I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone.
He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.
#20
Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket.
It's still got 2 bars of battery on it.
Why People Enjoy Nokia Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nokia jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love nokia jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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