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Noodles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of noodles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If
you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'
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#2
Hey lady I have bad news for you someone thought your
hair was noodles and left their chopsticks in it.
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#3
What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty?
A bowl of Ramen Noodles
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#4
MySpace just bought a pack
of Ramen noodles.
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#5
Eating noodles while studying for a test?
That's so Ramen.
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#6
What do you call a woman who sells sex for noodles?
A Pasta-tute!
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#7
What do you call a hooker who likes noodles?
A Pastatute
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#8
5 steps to a happy marriage: 1.
Doritos 2. Oreos 3. Pez 4. Mr. Noodles 5. Oops this is my grocery list. 6. Still applicable.
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#9
said to my wife...
I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
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#10
What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?
Impastas
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#11
Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner.
One begins to complain to the other, "You know, I really don't like my mother in law." "Then just eat the noodles."
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#12
*stands up in the middle of a quiet library*
FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS
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#13
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.
Ramen.
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#14
Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti.
We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods
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#15
If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably
resemble my name more than my signature does...
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#16
What do you call it, when you stick a bunch
of noodles up your bum Pennetration
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#17
What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood?
Spaghetto.
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#18
all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins.
no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone
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#19
Where do poor noodles live?
In the spaghetto
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#20
Conversations get real after midnight.
11:59 pm - "I love ramen noodles" 12:01am - "I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"
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Noodles Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and noodles jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most noodles jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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