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Noon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of noon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait
till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
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#2
Getting a snowstorm today.
They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong.
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#3
[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the
weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*
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#4
In Massachusetts you can't buy liquor before noon on Sundays.
But bless your raging alcoholic heart for trying.
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#5
When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning"
I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver
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#6
I think the sun shouldn't come up
until at least noon on Saturdays.
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#7
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning",
I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver
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#8
I could be a morning person.
If morning started around noon.
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#9
I'm a morning person.
Then, around noon, I turn into a horse.
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#10
"Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?" "Can't.
Scared." "Of the water?" "No. Palindromes."
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#11
What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening?
A cat in a minefield.
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#12
What do you call a fist fight at noon?
A lunchbox
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#13
If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon?
It bakes off.
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#14
I could retire today and live happily for the rest of my life....
so long as I die by noon, thursday.
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#15
Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?
Because he's a Wino-saur!
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#16
Nothing makes you feel more insignificant
than still having 85% battery at noon.
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#17
Is it ok to use my AM
radio after NOON?
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#18
I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable,
and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day
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#19
[job interview] "So what are your goals for
working here?" To be home by noon...
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#20
I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays
hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and noon jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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