What Are Noses Jokes?
Noses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of noses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on
their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege
#2
Eschew pretentious poses.
The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses.
#3
What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
#4
Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired?
He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore.
#5
Stop making jokes about
noses It snot funny
#6
Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses?
With breast tissue.
#7
Why do Jewish people have big noses?
Because air is free.. I'm sorry.
#8
Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
#9
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers.
#10
What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?
They 'turnip' their noses.
#11
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
#12
Q.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
#13
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke
#14
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
- A: From chasing cars.
#15
Why do Jewish people have big noses?
Air is free....
#16
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
They both have wet noses
#17
Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece:
Your generation made the guys who wrote the Macarena rich Me: ...
#18
The secret cocaine ring in my school still hasnt been busted
by the police It's slipping right under everyone's noses!
#19
(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt,
turns to camera* "If only there was a better way"
#20
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free
Why People Enjoy Noses Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and noses jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love noses jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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