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#1
Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF.
I'll play the odds. -Woman logic
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#2
If someone notices you with an open zipper,
answer proudly: professional habit.
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#3
How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices?
I'm not sure yet.
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#4
*notices wife has 5 asparagus on her plate while I only have 4* everything ok?
"fine" [hour later during car ride home] you're speeding
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#5
A woman stands on a boardwalk...
She notices a man below looking up her dress. "You, sir, are no gentleman!" "And you, lady, are no blonde!"
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#6
A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
As he walks down the street someone notices and asks "Doesn't that hurt?" The pirate replies, "Arr, it drives me nuts."
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#7
We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe.
Let's see if he notices.
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#8
Sometimes when your sad, no one cares.
Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time.
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#9
This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page...
And then he notices that "Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."
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#10
*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness*
*exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*
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#11
"Hi, I'm Justin Timberlake." *notices that he's actually a large body of salt water, not fresh water* "Nice try, Mr.
Timberocean."
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#12
A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar...
The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, "Hey, Elle, a mayo!"
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#13
Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand.
She blushes and giggling says "the holy spirit!"
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#14
*notices girl singing song that's on in coffee shop* Me: You're a Cher fan too!?
Her: Hold on *takes off bluetooth* Her: What? *dies alone*
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#15
A man only buys water from a dancer.
His son notices this and after a while he asks him, "Why do you only buy water from that dancer?" "Because," the father said with a grin, "I enjoy *tap* water!"
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#16
[On couch, notices it's 6pm] Luckily I don't have to pick up the kids from the Christmas party until 8.
*Notices it's February* OH SHIT
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#17
A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks "doesn't that bother you".
And the pirate says "arrrr it's drivin me nuts"
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#18
A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall
building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL
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#19
[dentist chair] how's school?
*I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?
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#20
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything
except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.
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