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Now Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of now jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I used to drink all brands of beer.
Now, I am older Budweiser!
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#2
Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be
released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong.
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#3
An obese man was standing naked in front of his doctor He said "Doc.
I haven't seen my dick in 3 years". Doctor said "Then why don't you diet?" The fat man replied "What color is it now?"
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#4
I cut my finger on a beer can last night.
Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
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#5
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.
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#6
What is the quickest way to get Trump out of The White House??
Put Monica Lewinsky in there. She's not the hero we deserve, but she'd be da real MVP we need right now.
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#7
One wonders if actual douche bags are
now available in Ed Hardy designs.
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#8
My wife bought me Dunkin Donuts k-cups for my Keurig...
Now, it's like I finally have an Indian in the Cupboard.
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#9
This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, "Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend" on it.
I'm so torn right now
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#10
The 'M' in 'MTV now stands
for 'MISCELLANEOUS'.
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#11
I painted my PC black hoping it would run
faster but now it doesn't work at all.
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#12
The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years.
We can stop singing about Rudolph now.
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#13
Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting
to doubt if Herbie was a true story.
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#14
Pick a number, now add 7, divide by 4, write it down.
Now get an apple, name it, show it a picture of your cat. Now go to bed,you're drunk.
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#15
I consider each one of my friends a gift.
Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts...
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#16
Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father.
Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms.
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#17
Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car
with no a/c because u now know hell is real
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#18
Just found out my wife has cooties.
I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"
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#19
Get in on Syrian real estate now!
The markets are exploding!
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#20
I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack.
Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*
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