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Nun Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nun jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns...
It was habit-forming.
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#2
Difference between a nun and a nympho in
a bath One has a Soul full of hope...
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#3
I met an exercising nun.
She was a firm believer.
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#4
*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out.
Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says "Quick, show him your cross" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says "Oi, Fuck off!"
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#5
A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping.
No fence, nun taken.
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#6
Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related
news, I might have just ran over a nun.
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#7
Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up...
Technically, I'm second to nun.
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#8
Is it alright to kiss a nun?
Yeah. As long as you don't get in the habit.
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#9
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?
(And no, the answer is NOT "nun".) filet mig-none
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#10
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
The nun has hope in her soul!
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#11
What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?
A nun with a spear through her head.
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#12
What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator?
A nun with a harpoon through her head.
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#13
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A "Roman" Catholic
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#14
3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach.
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#15
A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' catholic
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#16
What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?
A conundrum.
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#17
2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other "I've never come this way before".
The other nun turns to her and says "It's the cobblestone".
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#18
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an alter boy.
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#19
Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street?
She had a very odd habit.
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#20
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like a choir boy.
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