What Are Nuns Jokes?
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#1
Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome...
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."
#2
What's a nuns favorite day of the week?
Sununday.
#3
What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?
A convent!
#4
Two nuns...
There are two nuns in a bath. One says, "where's the soap?" The other says, "it does rather, doesn't it!"
#5
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench...
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
#6
Two nuns sitting in a car at lights...
... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. "Quick, show him your cross!" "Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"
#7
Why do nuns never wear a bra?
God supports everything.
#8
Can someone help me find.....
The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance.
#9
This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath.
One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach
#10
How many nuns are there in a temple?
Nun.
#11
What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
#12
Three Old Nuns...
Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach.
#13
If porn is so bad...
why are there so many nuns in it?
#14
Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?
Old habits die hard
#15
In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely
to become nuns Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming.
#16
3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach.
#17
What's black, white, and red all over?
Two nuns in a chainsaw battle.
#18
Why do nuns hate laundry day?
They always fall back on old habits.
#19
Two nuns are discussing their love lives..
when one nun asks the other, "So, do you ever start smoking after sex?" The other nun replies, "I don't know, I've never looked."
#20
What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?
A conundrum.
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