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#1
My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE
I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated.
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#2
bill nye is short for
william new years eve
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#3
I saw a sheep give birth today All I could say was "ewe" (I know this joke is probably overused
but I'm currently on a Bill Nye the Science Guy nostalgia trip right now so fuck the haters.)
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#4
To this day, no song pumps me up as much as
the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'
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#5
ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say "don't try this at home"?
Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face.
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#6
[NYE] ME: *wearing 2017 glasses* OPTOMETRIST: *rubbing his temples* Stephanie
your eyesight may be bad but you really only need one pair
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#7
Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like
Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye.
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#8
how to see if theres a american on
this post bill nye the science guy
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#9
Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't
he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy
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#10
I went to a onesie-themed NYE party...
...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt.
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#11
Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie?
Seriously though?
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#12
So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar...
They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips.
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#13
COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?!
ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans.
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#14
My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...
Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill.
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#15
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner.
I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey
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#16
[party] What exactly does BYOB mean?
"Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
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#17
Why did Bill Nye crash his car?
Because inertia is a property of matter.
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#18
What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
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#19
As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him.
And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall.
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