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Obsession Jokes

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What Are Obsession Jokes?

Obsession Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of obsession jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted
to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.
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#2
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.
I said: May divorce be with you...
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#3
My Girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with pointing out obvious escape routes...
So I showed her the door.
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#4
Ladies, I don't understand this childish obsession with unicorns.
The horn isn't there for shits and giggles. They spear and kill shit.
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#5
The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it
looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.
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#6
My wife kicked me out due to my obsession with rubbing different types of pasta.
Im feeling cannelloni right now.
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#7
I just bought that new aftershave "Stalker"....
It's slightly stronger than Obsession.
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#8
My obsession with square roots
has got me on cloud three.
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#9
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with
Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
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#10
My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up.
It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.
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#11
My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, i thought she was joking..
..and then i saw her face.
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#12
My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her...
...But then I saw her face.
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#13
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys.
I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face.
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#14
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology.
I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter." He replied, "I don't follow you."
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#15
"It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you," the wife shouted.
"If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?" "Well, thanks a bunch," I replied.
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#16
My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals.
I replied cheerios then.
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#17
You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but
I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.
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#18
Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession...
...But in the end it doesnt even matter...
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#19
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking...
then i saw her face...
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#20
HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession.
ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance.
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Most Obsession Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Obsession Jokes?
Obsession Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Obsession Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and obsession jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love obsession jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Obsession Jokes safe for all ages?
Most obsession jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Obsession Jokes?
obsession jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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