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What Are Occupied Jokes?

Occupied Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of occupied jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Yet another tragedy struck the music world today.
Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive.
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#2
Want to learn how to keep an idiot occupied for hours?
[Click here to find out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/44z1io/want_to_learn_how_to_keep_an_idiot_occupied_for/)
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#3
As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison.
To be honest, I just get bored.
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#4
While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget
what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs.
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#5
How do you keep a idiot occupied?
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
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#6
How do you keep an Idiot occupied?
[Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)
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#7
Elevator A man walks into an elevator occupied by a woman.
He asks, "Can I smell your feet?" She says, "Certainly not!" He says, "Hmmm, must be your pussy then."
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#8
Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?
There was a loo tenant inside.
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#9
Number 1 best thing about waterparks: boobs.
I'm sure there's a number 2 best thing, but #1 has got me pretty occupied at the moment.
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#10
Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet?
It's occupied.
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#11
What an age we live in...
... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people.
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#12
LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle
over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied
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Our collection features 12 Occupied Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Occupied Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Occupied Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Occupied Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Occupied Jokes?
Occupied Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Occupied Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and occupied jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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