What Are Officials Jokes?
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#1
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
Rink injustice!
#2
Everybody is Irish on St.
Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials.
#3
Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison.
Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?
#4
Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret
ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS
#5
Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing
countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river
#6
"I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy" is my favorite
lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.
#7
Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare
Calling it "absolutely harambe"
#8
Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not
sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong.
#9
A large hole was found in the middle of the city.
Officials are looking into it.
#10
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican.
Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
#11
What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?
There's no punchline.
#12
How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?
**None**. They operate in the **dark**.
#13
US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw
themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today.
#14
Tragedy strikes us today as a local "Caution Tape" factory explodes,
leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area
#15
Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house.
His wife isn't happy.
#16
Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?
They're writing their last will and testament.
#17
The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team...
...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events.
#18
Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals?
When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong.
#19
PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be...
Juan/Brazilian.
#20
Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
A: A police lineup.
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